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2,371,124 followers · 199 following · Last polled 3h ago
Perf. Score
76.3
Rank #35
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Median views
46K
p25 31K · trailing 7d
Followers
2.4M
+0.0% 7d
ER (impr.)
1.35%
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ER (foll.)
0.08%
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-28.4%
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Each blue dot is one organic post. The Performance Score ranks by the median (46K), not the mean (142K) — so a single viral post doesn't inflate a creator's reach. The p25 floor (31K) is the level 75% of posts clear.

Recent posts · ranked by views

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I'm taking the 32K and going home. https://t.co/KuelCEl2Dz1d ago7.5M10K1561.0K832.9K0.19%
Oh boy... https://t.co/ItXy0jmjLTfrozen12d ago4.0M19K3101.2K1521.7K0.57%
Someone is about to learn a lesson. https://t.co/KbX5UfqXg6frozen26d ago
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This guy is the dude. https://t.co/pAkUUOy4HMfrozen10d ago1.5M28K489176185082.01%
Sometimes grief hides in the most ordinary places...and then, years later, ambushes you while you’re changing a light bulb. https://t.co/0VanWEBaKtfrozen21d ago1.4M119K8.5K5092374.9K9.36%
Car guys, who is right here?? https://t.co/OWWyNSRGT8frozen8d ago1.4M1.6K111.6K733480.26%
Y'all think this guy was right to do this?? https://t.co/5ACygH9y9Nfrozen8d ago1.4M15K215169322.1K1.24%
I aspire to be this petty someday. https://t.co/a4dQTfN9Q7frozen10d ago1.2M32K1.3K214811.3K3.04%
Boss is playing checkers and this guy is playing 4D chess. https://t.co/clq4M4yOZrfrozen15d ago1.0M14K25051107911.40%
I was looking at a Twix in a vending machine the other day and decided to get a Snickers instead. Part of me still feels like I would've enjoyed the Twix more. So, I totally get where she's coming from. https://t.co/veHrBsBbmvfrozen10d ago859K10.0K306807801.4K1.46%
We call that a "Power Lunch" https://t.co/Jvq8aLFUtEfrozen17d ago823K29K544173241.2K3.75%
Team Frank. Forever. https://t.co/1guazpWwo5frozen17d ago786K73K2.4K127619769.73%
I need an invite to this prayer group. https://t.co/iczgdBhwknfrozen6d ago735K16K541120435232.31%
Shoot your shot, Short King. 👑 https://t.co/Tqm0LmPoI7frozen14d ago687K49K5694746037.24%
Mike is out here doing the Lord's work. https://t.co/RSHQ2PHl0Ofrozen6d ago556K24K56960112804.54%
I'd drop the class after a burn like that. https://t.co/xbqWTLccJHfrozen19d ago502K36K1.5K46331.1K7.79%
Favorite review ever. Randy, I hope life's been good to you wherever you are. https://t.co/Ys7fkyQ0R8frozen8d ago496K7.1K18768202961.54%
Dave is a good dude. 👍 https://t.co/qv5iyhbH8cfrozen11d ago406K23K1.0K61143106.03%
Dude will drive this until he retires. https://t.co/8OPO82XWEhfrozen17d ago342K26K629396432927.86%
This is basically a marriage proposal. https://t.co/cfj0XBASPefrozen22d ago307K14K354183293465.00%
I'm not crying, you're crying. https://t.co/BD6rozvYLrfrozen21d ago303K12K2022851794.10%
That’s elite-level dadding. https://t.co/k5FwvnA6LRfrozen12d ago283K37K1.3K1402742113.78%
And if he had cheated "just once" what would she do? And how would Sophie respond? https://t.co/Tdxz80reQNfrozen3d ago265K5.0K250166203662.20%
Just waiting for some guy who knows nothing about whiskey to say, “Let him drink it how he likes it.” https://t.co/tPMsxD6DXgfrozen10d ago265K2.2K251466930.92%
2 dudes coming together to defeat a Karen is truly beautiful. https://t.co/EpVZ39IbI7frozen7d ago252K8.4K27854101933.53%
yeah she was shotgunning Natty Lights with me. https://t.co/mHIL9FpAznfrozen10d ago231K27K1.3K2003057212.54%
This is what success looks like! https://t.co/zyfJpqvM8Lfrozen29d ago231K15K29781101196.84%
Who told her about the secret beaches along northern Montana!?!?! https://t.co/R5HYKOzdRbfrozen6d ago187K21K4231512620711.82%
Also, he’ll be needing that ring back. https://t.co/6ExGtPdMD4frozen16d ago184K30K9611101325517.27%
Underrated movie. https://t.co/yHtOJRAKV4frozen7d ago168K21K1.7K1718949413.69%
Cory needs to be prepared for the truth. https://t.co/JQIkqmYOJofrozen24d ago167K9.2K175212075.71%
This matter falls outside Nana’s jurisdiction. https://t.co/gecMaPrff3frozen15d ago157K8.7K27869142785.96%
I love Dusty. https://t.co/IJmyAvZl0afrozen25d ago157K5.6K1561981333.76%
The woods doesn't charge $200 an hour. https://t.co/FasaNzei47frozen22d ago141K22K8761101034416.48%
Mike is correct. https://t.co/eWStyh6cJIfrozen21d ago140K3114122150.25%
Lawrence just ended an entire fashion trend in one sentence. https://t.co/m7kHcVNYPdfrozen23d ago140K4.2K661501063.11%
I thought this was America!?! https://t.co/pySaHmEyLnfrozen12d ago133K8.9K22844211086.97%
Long Live Rolando! https://t.co/bdCb2dSwAD2d ago127K12K2611661769.95%
Actually took me longer than I thought... https://t.co/OHpUtrna0ffrozen8d ago121K2224614260.26%
Hell ya. Get lost, Tammy. https://t.co/ihGrmCJomVfrozen6d ago121K3.9K81161693.39%
*Custom Tip* $0.00 https://t.co/LlmxD9LnP3frozen23d ago118K4011027230.38%
Like being mad at a Canadian for liking maple syrup. https://t.co/Tfb1fcgDDlfrozen14d ago114K8.6K1772131207.86%
That chicken looks dryer than the Styrofoam. https://t.co/vYlGydbsj1frozen5d ago109K2.5K36141392.42%
The cheat code is 💰💰💰 https://t.co/LFC9rJUpcI2d ago108K2.9K26230852.76%
We left out Waffle House because it’s less of a restaurant and more of a fight club with hash browns. https://t.co/mZKXodA146frozen22d ago99K2831010512570.47%
I have friends that work in healthcare that swear this is true. https://t.co/ZvqgUDD6kufrozen5d ago99K35815203550.46%
Anyone that removes dogs just told me everything I need to know about them. https://t.co/p6VQnNXBZvfrozen24d ago97K131527318160.45%
“It’s good to want things, builds character.” -My dad https://t.co/rLrKvLAyZwfrozen5d ago90K6.1K187528967.16%
How many times does a man’s pen get stolen that he opts to order a case of custom lettered ones? https://t.co/qvprCVMX9Sfrozen19d ago90K7.4K2272141568.64%
I love malicious compliance. This is just 🤌 https://t.co/Yc0CL4FqPHfrozen14d ago89K5.0K2466714656.10%
Better safe than sorry. https://t.co/mVY6TO5zSSfrozen29d ago88K5.9K176177967.05%
There are certain sentences you should never say within screenshot distance of your girlfriend’s father. https://t.co/IarCNhdAytfrozen17d ago88K1.9K38141302.22%
This cake gets interpreted differently in Alabama. https://t.co/uz79mF8J2x2d ago86K5601150370.71%
Bro has a PlayStation at home if he wants to play games. https://t.co/vVQgreOR3Zfrozen12d ago85K3.4K73131544.17%
And wrote it all off on his taxes as gifts. https://t.co/0GRjjFEv89frozen11d ago85K5.9K2961801597.56%
I was skeptical until Mike explained the science. https://t.co/KMgG74joo0frozen24d ago84K2.4K45280883.09%
Give me buttons and dials over the iPad any day. https://t.co/Y4177JdIhdfrozen4d ago84K5.8K1717613527.29%
90s kids know all about this game! https://t.co/bqjNvz2X9ifrozen12d ago84K4.4K1585881165.69%
The kinda Dad jokes I'm here for. https://t.co/WStdAjNIsdfrozen19d ago84K2.7K52131663.36%
One of the best things I've read all year. https://t.co/yiZ6dF3r8Lfrozen20d ago84K2.1K46100642.62%
You can tell a person's character by the way they treat the staff. Dude dodged a bullet. https://t.co/sf1QP34EPvfrozen8d ago83K959860161.19%
No expiration date. Just a $ cost. https://t.co/1xxZC9WrEffrozen9d ago82K1.6K16130412.03%
Glad I was a kid when I was a kid. https://t.co/XoJxlQxBkh18d ago80K6438131210.85%
Dad is correct. https://t.co/NKc1LckO3wfrozen24d ago80K2.8K46133513.70%
Probably the best thing I've read all day. https://t.co/JDl31FJZ8afrozen15d ago79K3.2K8960944.29%
Let us know how it turns out, Doug. 😂 https://t.co/v9jIrNzmopfrozen9d ago79K7472782411.04%
Ok somebody explain. https://t.co/p7UaItvxxefrozen18d ago79K2334193200.35%
Nobody is more confident than a dad who thinks he found a loophole. https://t.co/NYfYjQnEekfrozen23d ago79K1.4K28171321.83%
You buy a self flushing-toilet. Problem solved. https://t.co/2KADT4UTC32d ago79K78510122191.05%
Wow, this is easy. https://t.co/BYttvn7eR9frozen23d ago78K373688150.17%
In 3 years, people will have to use ChatGPT to actually figure this out. 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/bQd1nz83cPfrozen6d ago78K3122361290.49%
Used to work at a spot where they eliminated free coffee to save $200 a month, so everyone started leaving twice a day to buy it and the company lost probably 100 hours of work. Corporate efficiency is incredible. https://t.co/8XXzxPIRmcfrozen29d ago78K4.9K224312896.71%
This photo just got me pregnant. https://t.co/jymOVTMJPgfrozen19d ago78K38835090.52%
I need answers. https://t.co/JYJuMzBrwWfrozen9d ago78K5828090.10%
Finish screwing it in till it's flush with the tread and you're good to go. 👍 https://t.co/3PuDQgqVUvfrozen22d ago78K431540100.58%
Some poor employee making $10 an hour is gonna have to take care of this mess. https://t.co/3cM34abVBsfrozen24d ago78K2.1K5350552.80%
Doug does make a point... https://t.co/7t18FS7wPpfrozen23d ago77K131110110.19%
yeah no one cares about the pyramids. https://t.co/cJxBB9BaTvfrozen5d ago77K615460220.84%
Plot twist: she was just taking out the trash and is really into trash men. https://t.co/hiHxeINcMkfrozen19d ago77K57789080.78%
Is the good cook in the room with us? https://t.co/17w7YOmRbefrozen6d ago77K19236080.27%
Ronald has gotta be the best neighbor. https://t.co/4ZVG0tIONEfrozen14d ago77K522600230.72%
One of those tassels would change my life. https://t.co/soTcI4OH8p1d ago77K3.8K85143655.14%
This just means you're getting charged a tip but it's not going to the staff. https://t.co/DzIWukHh7Wfrozen18d ago77K43914210150.64%
I was never properly trained how to use the self-checkout equipment, so it was an honest mistake. https://t.co/jltyT8Pr6Nfrozen29d ago76K1.7K35170322.38%
Men will see this and just say “hell yeah” Hell yeah https://t.co/Tb1FGRyRvxfrozen25d ago76K2.1K55111442.91%
This menu has the energy of a gas station snack aisle gaining sentience. https://t.co/v9Fi1U2NyUfrozen20d ago76K12411030.17%
Women will not go out with a guy at the laundromat, but will date a guy whose mama or wife does his laundry. https://t.co/58pujl4ZHzfrozen11d ago76K3.9K109353565.39%
I wonder what machine he was using. https://t.co/mKieUnp7OSfrozen26d ago76K8242091171.14%
Just ask them to deliver it frozen next time. https://t.co/2RQHiABAcvfrozen29d ago76K18448090.27%
Kid is going places for sure. https://t.co/rBPmPlUhJ8frozen11d ago75K7301310101.00%
She’s missing the point. Nobody was invested in this. We just thought it was funny. https://t.co/CRxQ8T8IyBfrozen13d ago75K9972165151.38%
I can only hope to be this petty one day. https://t.co/YNk8z2Rtytfrozen29d ago75K85916170181.21%
One look at this and she’s gonna know he’s a professional. https://t.co/Nmnarg4Lbe18d ago75K488631150.68%
At Texas Roadhouse you get free cinnamon butter rolls too... https://t.co/aEduAp4XEXfrozen6d ago75K3.0K133686594.41%
With all due respect, Donna... that is poop from a butt. https://t.co/4UhnaPKc0s18d ago75K36559090.52%
Instead of going to therapy, Gary has been waiting six months for someone to mention motor oil. https://t.co/3RkAFmmGuEfrozen15d ago75K897730181.24%
My feed today. https://t.co/ZLiy1ze13efrozen14d ago75K5541223180.80%
Hope she never changes. https://t.co/XdvGnk7A6qfrozen7d ago74K3.0K78134594.29%
Schools hate this one trick... https://t.co/kGDnotGKw9frozen7d ago74K9242342331.33%
Straight to jail. https://t.co/B0jBr635RQfrozen20d ago74K14813040.21%
The extra mayo will get ya. https://t.co/0dtXV2hGrlfrozen17d ago74K29976090.43%
You've been warned. https://t.co/Gty08GQQJVfrozen19d ago74K6121022080.88%
She’s ready for marriage and battle. That’s the total package. https://t.co/e1RQSzSEOhfrozen22d ago74K1.5K3050342.12%
Some cities have landmarks. Others have vehicles that tell you exactly where you are. https://t.co/bss3miafVSfrozen20d ago74K4302130.07%
This picture somehow gets drier the longer you look at it. https://t.co/OcYWIokuVYfrozen20d ago73K15228110.22%
I'mma flippa table. https://t.co/nQHp1GqzhS18d ago73K31376330.45%
imagine explaining to your accountant that you hedged a trump check https://t.co/wwCL43GHg5frozen18d ago73K8041050.12%
I'll take a bowl cut over the broccoli. https://t.co/ArS0rnzPTEfrozen16d ago73K1.0K24453301.53%
Dude was born to be James Bond. https://t.co/r3162FWyH1frozen8d ago73K1.9K30122152.73%
Dream Job: Retirement. https://t.co/EJOJ5NPx8Tfrozen16d ago73K2.0K6950582.94%
imagine watching your entire bar get depressed while knowing the hedge just hit 😭 https://t.co/kJyiMCqkqnfrozen19d ago73K1600020.02%
I need to have a beer with this guy. Seriously gonna start using all of these. 🤣 https://t.co/WitMSk7Z6Cfrozen7d ago73K58618321160.99%
I hope Chad finds his beach someday. https://t.co/hOlDCtJ0Iqfrozen21d ago72K4901210100.71%
It's a smoke break. There's no rule on what you smoke. https://t.co/NiqwTEJUlmfrozen16d ago72K85523191161.27%
Thanks for stopping by, Emily… https://t.co/pF5bbhHSGKfrozen21d ago72K651158090.95%
Alex looks like he knows women. https://t.co/SP2KmcvZKJfrozen18d ago72K242311160.37%
Jimmy making good points here. https://t.co/LYMb0T7ITpfrozen13d ago72K96914120111.41%
She had a comeback story or something like that right? https://t.co/eoGAhE9p4rfrozen19d ago72K34458140.51%
Every dad eventually passes down the one piece of workplace wisdom that truly matters. https://t.co/JqhDqTntqIfrozen20d ago71K5381210220.80%
Had to google it and she actually is 38. I would've guessed 37. https://t.co/FQSXxUF2Ji1d ago70K6064150230.92%
Technically, this might be the best Uber Eats driver of all time. https://t.co/YxM1fYbDA3frozen24d ago70K30970040.46%
Just needs a little hair gel. 😂 https://t.co/AHQM1eOqTwfrozen4d ago70K2.7K3830353.96%
I'm at the point where I would pay more for cars and appliances to have regular buttons with no touchscreens. https://t.co/UN4NONog6Sfrozen16d ago70K2.1K68305363.19%
Somebody never saw Pet Sematary. https://t.co/37JnGA1dAPfrozen22d ago69K3821013080.60%
Get those steps in, Sandra. https://t.co/X2FDaUXoaefrozen14d ago69K1.2K45101261.88%
This feature sounds incredible until you remember an airline designed it. https://t.co/edgpJC2XLYfrozen21d ago69K16853050.26%
I'm with Kyle on this one. https://t.co/fHidheTf5tfrozen9d ago69K2.8K168315544.40%
IPA's are delicious. https://t.co/0vmTbc7FJdfrozen18d ago69K128533180.25%
Honesty is a spectrum and Joe knows exactly where he falls. https://t.co/gzd83fDcb9frozen23d ago69K15525050.24%
The fact she used the term convertible pants 🤣 https://t.co/W5fLo8bgEn2d ago68K602561230.93%
If you know how to screenshot, then every NFT is free. https://t.co/VTmMYbtfyz16d ago68K29525070.45%
Hell yea! https://t.co/R8yeTeixwefrozen21d ago68K1.4K5981262.26%
This probably still works. https://t.co/LVngb02qkkfrozen22d ago68K1.3K44201141.98%
Honestly, every neighborhood needs a Frank and at least one Linda to keep things interesting. https://t.co/WdxmEPlgWRfrozen9d ago68K1.3K4982262.07%
It's surprising how many stories I've heard like this. https://t.co/WMyQk87M2Hfrozen15d ago68K1.7K5451382.67%
Those little N64 stations were so cool. There was probably an insane amount of germs on them but they built up our immune systems. https://t.co/zo0sOx9qNofrozen26d ago67K324210140.52%
Is it just me, or does he look happier in the second photo? https://t.co/gr7aJADNMOfrozen7d ago66K7592462231.23%
Are the eggs in the room with us? https://t.co/hB9HUReph0frozen13d ago66K695570191.10%
It’s like somebody went into ChatGPT and asked it to create a letter with every single job search red flag in it and this is what it spit out. https://t.co/MvKpPQY3l8frozen14d ago66K66216200341.11%
Just move in together after one date. Nothing can go wrong. https://t.co/lnUPRQf3K618d ago66K39263070.62%
Plot twist: he doesn’t have kids. https://t.co/VogHTDbtCX2d ago65K62064090.98%
Instead, we’re in the AI era where banjos have 5 strings, but only 4 tuning pegs. https://t.co/zKtRLAxBdjfrozen19d ago65K10542030.18%
Its now called "The Shane Gillis Effect". https://t.co/AP5MaOoBE9frozen6d ago65K5.2K1432011978.41%
My favorite seasonal beer is beer-flavored beer. https://t.co/1AJyKAFTSTfrozen15d ago64K1.6K1680252.54%
I like that Cornbread Jackson only has 2 reviews and they both involve karate. https://t.co/cw7mDpMKAbfrozen3d ago64K6042323331.04%
You should get to experience your own wedding before the internet does. https://t.co/DEKQcmAFPAfrozen23d ago64K28147080.47%
I need a ruling on this because both sides have an uncomfortable amount of evidence. https://t.co/vs3NrrhqzPfrozen17d ago64K71617152281.22%
Your dad is a legend. https://t.co/Yf4Y0p5nSyfrozen4d ago64K3.0K6171464.96%
Jack is playing 4D chess. https://t.co/jtym1wYn3ofrozen19d ago63K360620130.60%
People who actually care about this must have boring lives. https://t.co/EsRF381jRtfrozen4d ago63K1.6K25201202.65%
Man, we both have so much in common. https://t.co/46VkZLcEGufrozen6d ago62K1.8K19100472.95%
After that make sure to put it in the dishwasher and you should be ready to start cookin! https://t.co/nNeIxScmMrfrozen16d ago62K5297100120.90%
What would you do?? https://t.co/H0WzQdSOdQfrozen5d ago62K93326090.21%
Best I can do is Olive Garden. https://t.co/kdkL7dbJnifrozen17d ago62K225521370.42%
I'm a step between alpha and beta. A Master Beta, if you will. https://t.co/CX9Vv3oedqfrozen20d ago62K402127060.69%
So annoyed that I can't see this pool. https://t.co/qq5oslcntAfrozen14d ago62K1.2K2621222.10%
I can't be everywhere. https://t.co/qKnwMDkB5xfrozen8d ago62K3721110230.66%
We don't have the time or money for a midlife crisis. https://t.co/aiIM1McJsvfrozen16d ago62K68319123181.19%
Bro, at $1 million I don't care about tip etiquette. https://t.co/Ob8MyeSdCC1d ago61K2434190130.45%
This makes perfect sense on paper...which is exactly why it would never work with airline passengers. https://t.co/BdgcGzzD5ufrozen23d ago61K106312140.21%
Hol up. People paying $10K a year for their kid to learn how to spell?? https://t.co/EMGBRQPRPUfrozen13d ago61K137122070.27%
Too many people are more worried about appearing genuine rather than being genuine. https://t.co/hQVrRuy2Vafrozen11d ago61K1.6K51111302.82%
Never underestimate a man named Rusty with time to think. https://t.co/eH94tz9kEAfrozen24d ago61K301103040.52%
You can use your employee discount anywhere as long as you scan it in as an onion. https://t.co/p1k4NDOsNIfrozen15d ago60K4481141100.78%
This is a good dad. https://t.co/2ZXI50Hne03d ago60K3.7K132322816.54%
Fact of Life: Leo’s dad bod will never outweigh his money. Dude will always have attractive females around him. https://t.co/ArdXeOyTQvfrozen7d ago60K41145050.70%
Who at McDonald's thinks this is a good idea?!? Now I gotta watch an ad after I paid too much for a mid burger. https://t.co/MqAbBEUZlNfrozen23d ago60K5911917281.07%
Gary is a National Treasure. https://t.co/7kd7v16iGFfrozen12d ago59K609951181.08%
Smart man. 60% of the time, it works every time. https://t.co/YKPcmkRtOJfrozen18d ago59K28640050.50%
This is how easy it is for dudes to become best friends. https://t.co/joGGt0rYMlfrozen10d ago59K571821181.02%
Pokemon cards. Lots of 'em. https://t.co/jlY4pwPwj4frozen11d ago59K2.5K52554584.49%
Not to brag, but this would be easy. https://t.co/uJUJQMewoGfrozen17d ago58K5121233150.97%
Dude typed this from the sofa. https://t.co/vlegFaay98frozen13d ago58K292400100.53%
The one on the right looks like a toddler struggling to poop himself... https://t.co/jQ40kVenI83d ago58K12439270.25%
Grandpa is thinking, "she's half my age and she's pregnant, but I'm still gonna shoot my shot." https://t.co/WHAabbfhuXfrozen14d ago58K6901040.13%
He saw 56–0 and thought, "We’re still in danger." https://t.co/ePYYQOIqmV21h ago58K81822183131.52%
Crazy thought, both can be correct. https://t.co/Ap1NuXoEA8frozen4d ago57K5191313450.97%
bro is literally fighting wildfires and bureaucracy at the same time 😭 https://t.co/juybu4KJoqfrozen21d ago57K2900030.06%
New York looked at public bathrooms and asked, “How can we add stakes?” https://t.co/dGeDAa9SGWfrozen17d ago57K412750220.78%
The funniest part is Carl genuinely believes Gatorade needed this information. https://t.co/tsqtDXiFfLfrozen13d ago57K6471940291.23%
Maybe an unpopular opinion but Ranch dressing did not need a goth phase. https://t.co/4wS7rTpqOQfrozen24d ago57K1591114050.33%
So, it's not just in the gym... https://t.co/fM772dnhwOfrozen5d ago57K63513190161.21%
My favorite story of the year. 😂 https://t.co/rLgqUDTMhcfrozen21d ago56K28411103240.59%
I'm fairly certain that money can buy youth. https://t.co/R5HpvzcP7T3d ago56K70510110191.33%
“Has yet to return it” yeah... because I have yet to return to the country. https://t.co/ja9QFGatbyfrozen24d ago56K28043040.52%
You know these are freezing cold in the middle. https://t.co/IMALzJ7CcD3d ago55K4483112190.87%
Congress heard your concerns and got right to work. https://t.co/yRp0xcTKmLfrozen24d ago55K1.3K5181192.55%
She read Green Eggs & Ham and was like, "I'm good." https://t.co/O8tfub9CGEfrozen4d ago55K1.4K32240162.63%
THIS is the news the boys wanna see. Hell yeah! https://t.co/esTHG2hBMbfrozen12d ago55K1.2K1330132.23%
Fast-food restaurants used to look like places. Now they all look like urgent care clinics. https://t.co/2TDvWzxCmSfrozen24d ago55K385615180.76%
There's always a Mike... https://t.co/P1Jp0yuzWtfrozen12d ago55K8663183261.71%
Childhood time worked completely differently and this proves it. https://t.co/OtjCROZrxZfrozen23d ago54K11842030.23%
Is the tummy in the room with us right now? https://t.co/TtRKPRVkwpfrozen8d ago54K28313180.55%
Let's print a $1.50 bill and put these guys on it. https://t.co/AIMq5T4IK2frozen22d ago54K6442671111.28%
The fact that there are children's toys out there is the most concerning part... https://t.co/y3SkhVA7dPfrozen11d ago54K10900050.21%
I always remember that the moment you enter the water you go from the top of the food chain to the bottom of it. https://t.co/wPj4rLGNZqfrozen15d ago53K1579161140.37%
Dad ain't wrong. https://t.co/UfzNx7k1Q2frozen8d ago53K689630261.36%
Did Lonnie's wife agree?? 🤣 https://t.co/ptwc2RhYlxfrozen6d ago53K12909050.27%
El Piño. https://t.co/Zv5uM6HLdBfrozen22d ago53K2211140100.46%
Does anyone know who this dude is? https://t.co/LO0aN6mU7U3d ago53K7165730111.52%
Are you with Monica or Kenny? https://t.co/TLm5Qsk4Fffrozen5d ago53K4921100231.00%
Those are some fancy lookin clay pigeons... https://t.co/A0AnQwJHzJfrozen22d ago52K50093171.00%
Henry ain't wrong. https://t.co/zrNurntIpofrozen19d ago52K694483191.45%
Blackjack dealer really risked his job for the content 🤣 Y’all think he’s getting fired for this? https://t.co/eCHLVYHBIofrozen3d ago52K2111010.05%
Team Chuck. Forever. https://t.co/eCItzsweu3frozen14d ago52K1.0K40130142.14%
Please don't vote. https://t.co/xB7MmSeqaMfrozen10d ago51K71019211111.48%
"When given the choice to be Good Burger or Mondo Burger, always pick Good Burger." -Abraham Lincoln https://t.co/SXlmn2sYkOfrozen22d ago51K13481120.29%
In 2026, this thief could sue and win. https://t.co/hcve3cICDPfrozen10d ago51K52913290161.15%
Central Ohio did not need to catch this stray. 🤣 https://t.co/zCcsMi4RIB1d ago50K1.5K41185303.27%
And I guarantee you that $38 was for a burger and a beer. Fries are extra. https://t.co/teS5DVkktJfrozen10d ago50K27992170.60%
Maybe the fastest I’ve ever supported adopting another country’s laws. https://t.co/I0giVGaIWffrozen23d ago49K5831430131.24%
Gen Z is getting to that age where they're having to deal with Millennial problems... https://t.co/SX9Jsnau29frozen15d ago49K342550110.74%
If you’re still chasing popularity and starting drama at work, I already know you peaked in HS. https://t.co/a7kv3Lae9Jfrozen18d ago49K34561060.73%
The kinda news I'm here for. https://t.co/PjuwHKYp9vfrozen29d ago49K683210061.46%
FAFO https://t.co/GaprKgkuXAfrozen15d ago48K1.2K3752322.67%
I'd let my dog drive if he could. https://t.co/Ol5k4KQ5db2d ago48K1.1K164082.40%
Agree with Trace. https://t.co/PndFi8DMMUfrozen10d ago48K1.2K35240172.73%
Hooray for the future. https://t.co/X58tISYWLh2d ago48K2.9K98253236.43%
If you want them to lower the prices, stop eating there. https://t.co/QhSXYExuODfrozen12d ago48K312615060.71%
She can still get a triple dipper which tastes like $700 👍 https://t.co/9VbOn50UTsfrozen7d ago48K995126172.14%
This is the goal. https://t.co/17YcA0SIKafrozen6d ago47K4991510141.12%
What if you never caught a ball as a kid? You’re just SOL as an adult?? https://t.co/QwW0lVbv9Wfrozen14d ago47K144432150.40%
Bro had to make sure it went off without a hitch. https://t.co/8jG6bFfUqQfrozen10d ago47K23648070.54%
It's giving we don't give af lol https://t.co/GlqqwiT3effrozen11d ago47K4058171110.95%
Teeth are luxury bones in the US. https://t.co/4D7jz2hYmi2d ago46K210670120.51%
I appreciate his honesty. https://t.co/4qgyjjOC1pfrozen3d ago46K4187111180.99%
After seeing Resident Evil last week, this news is a little unsettling. https://t.co/TnhpFfNCdw16d ago46K673149161.54%
Jason Statham in The Mechanic 2 showed me all I needed to see for this. https://t.co/naSt3S49qbfrozen4d ago45K4682032131.12%
Maybe she's into broke dudes with diarrhea? https://t.co/PNnRNBtcH83d ago45K5931194181.42%
Yea. Her face says it all. https://t.co/56DSvL6wNxfrozen14d ago44K5642010051.35%
So tired. https://t.co/crafN7Y9DOfrozen8d ago44K48169161.14%
He can't afford gas rn to move it. https://t.co/DUl2VbJcVufrozen6d ago43K707521111.67%
You can question Richard’s standards, but you can't question his honesty. https://t.co/zVnD3zVkbdfrozen7d ago43K13252010.33%
Well, that was quick. https://t.co/1L8G6agALtfrozen5d ago43K31021120.74%
lol she didn't like that https://t.co/Rg8dwG72Yt3d ago43K63762051.53%
> Elon and Shivon breakup > Powered by Kalshi wtf bro 😭😭frozen20d ago42K400000.01%
What completely harmless childhood object gave you an irrational amount of anxiety? https://t.co/NGCl28ixpdfrozen17d ago42K6812030.18%
If she stopped eating avocado toast and cancel Netflix she could probably buy a house. https://t.co/8nEojbYX3dfrozen8d ago42K6025030.17%
A whole generation learned the hard way that a filename was not a legally binding promise. https://t.co/lqPlz2BFjvfrozen21d ago42K136730100.37%
That thumb touching the mac & cheese is upsetting me. https://t.co/ox86z1C300frozen3d ago42K4863302111.28%
Isn't this literally the plot to Avatar 2?? 🤣 https://t.co/AdNIde903P2d ago41K2.3K101344475.91%
The only way these restaurants will change is if we stop supporting them. https://t.co/yt2RwjKwaTfrozen16d ago41K209612010.55%
Where's his copy of Fight Club? https://t.co/uA7yBcf9Fsfrozen5d ago41K32548050.84%
Do you want to get your house egged? Because this is how you get your house egged. https://t.co/CBsF7skZCcfrozen11d ago40K65619152171.76%
If he did invent it, he IS a celebrity! https://t.co/dmfnL5J6P61d ago40K516500121.33%
That's the most Duane looking Duane I've ever seen. https://t.co/7hScYKoPu523h ago40K54483081.41%
Superman by Goldfinger is now playing in all of your heads. https://t.co/Yetdi5HnQrfrozen22d ago40K11823130.32%
I can't stand it when companies make you jump through hoops just to cancel. https://t.co/z0nOEUpeBZfrozen18d ago39K21892040.59%
Everyone that's arguing for Bryce wishes they were a Jack. https://t.co/MpwLroCfFmfrozen5d ago39K42811051.11%
Wikipedia moves fast! 😂 https://t.co/uIDt7RF3infrozen6d ago39K3811000.10%
We should do the bottle thing in the US. It's smart. https://t.co/oymglldgkJfrozen4d ago39K29610202100.87%
0.25 ply https://t.co/bfXINE6q53frozen5d ago39K448811091.23%
Guess I count myself as lucky. (via X: omgemeraldddd) https://t.co/AMiU9m4w9Q1d ago38K65622103191.85%
This is the kind of entrepreneurial spirit that built America. https://t.co/KoQ7hNjxhqfrozen9d ago38K1.6K3170224.28%
Crumbl did not see Henry coming with that one. https://t.co/V9aH4I0QAzfrozen5d ago38K42242061.15%
We've all been there. One time I had to poop in the woods on a road trip and ended up sacrificing both socks. https://t.co/JDAlTW5cUO3d ago38K7532480272.15%
I don’t negotiate with gas pumps. https://t.co/DnQZ5uC97Kfrozen14d ago38K5251050111.46%
I can almost guarantee this would taste like shit to an adult. https://t.co/DjBOyHsxCwfrozen11d ago36K30158050.89%
What a flex, bro. https://t.co/Uujs2HKdXCfrozen12d ago36K97143160.41%
Here's the trick: Just go with whatever financing deal that has the best incentives. Then borrow what you need from your own 401k and pay it off right away. Pay yourself interest on the loan instead of paying a bank. https://t.co/W9spfkWdxN1d ago36K16229160.50%
If you like these floors, it tells me everything I need to know about your taste. https://t.co/oDnlJc5tAKfrozen9d ago36K18707020.55%
Who would have thought poker could bring so many influential personalities together at a single table? https://t.co/Uy2xa1N9PAfrozen4d ago35K700030.03%
Welp. No surprises here. https://t.co/vl5dM55wjvfrozen13d ago35K39215111111.22%
I can get that down to 75 cents by scanning it as 3 bananas at my local Walmart's self checkout. https://t.co/PJzKPhKa831d ago35K102011010.32%
Sorry, Smokey. She chose the bear and you were it. https://t.co/eDmUt3xZe72d ago35K52332171.53%
Imagine reading the box, getting offended, eating the pizza, thinking "this pizza is delicious" and then writing this review. https://t.co/DEQrfb89L01d ago35K56021100201.75%
Nothing sexier than a paid off mortgage. https://t.co/TR6iId0w08frozen13d ago34K4811211191.51%
You don't walk away from these kind of women. You run. https://t.co/yB37uHG5eyfrozen7d ago34K347710031.08%
"They found out about the hit" https://t.co/odfkXd9RiOfrozen15d ago33K811020.04%
Modern problems require modern solutions. 👍 https://t.co/FeaN4xah1ffrozen9d ago33K707152072.19%
*Them arguing later in life* Dad: "I put a roof over your head." Son: "I gave you another chance at life." https://t.co/OfvlxglQJYfrozen15d ago33K216101090.71%
I’d like to see the correlation to how many in this same group believe in astrology… https://t.co/cViqzbalmdfrozen10d ago33K7112071122.29%
We all need a Kuba in our lives. https://t.co/hD2UAwOOQvfrozen13d ago32K3791002131.25%
You're telling me that dogs prefer a juicy hamburger over brown pebbles?!? https://t.co/XypPL7tU20frozen4d ago31K953259293.18%
Some things are actually unbiased https://t.co/h2S8vKRaLcfrozen16d ago31K600000.02%
He used it to show someone 8008135 one too many times. https://t.co/Yz7kCfPTMSfrozen8d ago31K10214090.38%
He will always be Encino Man to me. https://t.co/XxO8kOV2nEfrozen7d ago31K4331350111.51%
Darrell looks like he's a veteran of a few wars on the toilet. https://t.co/kQTd63mFI4frozen6d ago31K7201150.26%
Hope it was worth it, Patrick. https://t.co/ihttqO89k0frozen3d ago31K499185081.73%
Maybe we should go back to real buttons. We had those before and the milk never got hacked. https://t.co/sfSsIZeyNCfrozen8d ago30K98818171163.45%
Each pack should come with a small packet of bacon bits. 😋 https://t.co/cl0GRkBOnkfrozen15d ago29K7333060.29%
using kalshi to cover some lost beer sales is probably the most practical use i’ve seen for it https://t.co/vxSCmwkG5Q2d ago29K4104010.16%
Evan is correct. https://t.co/zOlmm0Ex9Ifrozen8d ago29K22056490.85%
Catfishing has hit a whole new level. https://t.co/BPXBtrXnXB2d ago29K13238030.51%
been waiting for this one. the horses deserve better than circling the park in 90 degree heat for tourists. hope the 82% holds https://t.co/8AhbFteCg7frozen9d ago28K4503040.18%
Plot twist: Your buddy Gary made breakfast and he is 6'4" and 280. https://t.co/FC61ojrQtWfrozen9d ago28K25834170.97%
What if I told you that 44 is not that old... https://t.co/nOcXjWzKfm8h ago28K51797081.95%
Some old head gonna comment "that's how inflation works". https://t.co/kac7Bzgpo6frozen5d ago27K183818260.80%
politics rewards you for telling people what they want to hear. markets reward you for being right. explains a lot https://t.co/c0TMXyUsPrfrozen17d ago26K800030.04%
I'm crying 😂 https://t.co/IVk19j3JyIfrozen12d ago26K6421000.26%
I see 0 issues with this. https://t.co/6I987SADtjfrozen7d ago25K22293150.95%
Beer commercials every five minutes, but pretending to drink one is where the NFL draws the line. 😂 https://t.co/CvMqa8pdnRfrozen13d ago25K198810010.88%
Honeycomb freak is gonna destroy that thing on the left. https://t.co/5vic3iF3XEfrozen3d ago24K4792830222.18%
Should go without saying, but...They should make it so every digital game comes with a physical copy too. I want to actually own the stuff I buy. https://t.co/GbpfXAIAntfrozen4d ago24K18873140.83%
Let her down easy, Brent. https://t.co/swUwCP4K8E7h ago24K36924071.60%
I'll take a Pringles can shaped coffin, but they have to slice me thin and stack me neatly. https://t.co/ZHyL3K07syfrozen6d ago24K12894120.61%
Maybe I should get a Roadster...? 🤔 https://t.co/OGINvjnKzufrozen6d ago23K18241140.82%
This is why I eat at Chick-Fil-A. https://t.co/M2Ahb7v0jXfrozen3d ago23K19114030.87%
Never understood why Taco Bell gives these cards to people that can definitely afford Taco Bell. https://t.co/b8y1WASdCQfrozen7d ago20K8212120.43%
Some of y'all gonna defend billionaires like they're gonna see it and invite you onto their yacht. https://t.co/CpRBvwjhcL1d ago20K116109040.69%
Who would be excited about this "deal"?? https://t.co/NAfeG83bDJ9h ago18K10623030.62%
Now do property taxes. https://t.co/njdrdRERNv2d ago18K257122221.51%
It is a partnership after all... https://t.co/SQbNzvR1Dnfrozen3d ago17K10841010.66%
everyone has a political opinion. putting money behind it makes things a little more interesting https://t.co/ciXdXBQ3glfrozen10d ago17K911000.07%
I only recognize Stranger Things... https://t.co/uSINnTWosu6h ago16K3722030.28%
King Bach at 1win said “I won’t be long” — and he wasn’t bluffing 😂 https://t.co/ZiBMzbauEJ2d ago13K600010.05%
Tyga managed to bring sports stars together at a poker table ♠️ A poker tournament featuring the American rapper brought together stars from the worlds of sports and entertainment. Among the guests were Jon Jones, Nate Diaz, Ryan Garcia and Nina Drama. 1win turned the night into an exclusive, star-studded event where, instead of the stage, the spotlight was on the cards, the chips and the players' unexpected emotions. Who would have thought poker could bring so many influential personalities together at a single table?4d ago13K300000.02%
"Once in a generation?" She looks exactly like Megan Fox. https://t.co/5Vpx9LglIc5h ago12K6812020.61%
And another one dropped. 🤣 Long live Cornbread Jackson. https://t.co/B0zNdVKqbp4h ago7.8K6803081.01%
My most consistent political position right now is “Delete and Report Spam.” https://t.co/3S3BfVJ3623h ago3.5K1000010.32%
Let me stop you before the comments start. For those who are gonna say they would pick a date with their wife over $50K, take the money. Trust me, she’ll be happier too. https://t.co/ONqrDFE4Jy3h ago257000000.00%