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Each blue dot is one organic post. The Performance Score ranks by the median (1.6K), not the mean (5.4K) — so a single viral post doesn't inflate a creator's reach. The p25 floor (972) is the level 75% of posts clear.
| Post | Posted | Views | Likes | Reposts | Replies | Quotes | Bookmarks | ER |
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| This is how I would divide the world if I was in charge of setting up the new world order https://t.co/ICOVosvUOgfrozen | 21d ago | 1.8M | 6.3K | 222 | 1.6K | 385 | 1.4K | 0.56% |
| I like how every negotiation we have with China is secretly about just getting pandasfrozen | 28d ago | 229K | 10K | 302 | 44 | 6 | 157 | 4.80% |
| Italy mogging France per usual |
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| If I was a Saudi Sheik I’d have at least 5 of these bad boysfrozen | 21d ago | 36K | 722 | 12 | 4 | 0 | 25 | 2.14% |
| Using this whenever I get a question I don’t like in ICfrozen | 9d ago | 24K | 114 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 18 | 0.56% |
| Hilarious backhand at SFfrozen | 7d ago | 20K | 89 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0.49% |
| “Why do you own a gun?”frozen | 4d ago | 17K | 352 | 15 | 10 | 0 | 9 | 2.26% |
| Some are saying I forgot Israel. They will have Agartha https://t.co/WmhAxdQZlDfrozen | 20d ago | 14K | 28 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 4 | 0.30% |
| Thinking about this old meme I made today https://t.co/EqeLHw6qm8frozen | 20d ago | 11K | 218 | 11 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 2.15% |
| Yeah we need 100m more “doctors and engineers”frozen | 20d ago | 10.0K | 145 | 5 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 1.62% |
| This has to be fake because not even the CIA could waterboard this out of me in gitmo if this happened to mefrozen | 20d ago | 9.3K | 64 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0.78% |
| Everyone keeps looking at the LLMs. This is the type of thing that actually makes billions. Like selling shovels and jeans during the gold rush | 22d ago | 6.8K | 24 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 0.47% |
| What is your https://t.co/F5w4S5xgAc elofrozen | 20d ago | 6.4K | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0.06% |
| Just got the call my $60m deal closed in an in n outfrozen | 1mo ago | 5.6K | 79 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1.51% |
| My MD is going to forward this to the whole deal team with “thoughts?” Brother those are the thoughts. | 2d ago | 5.5K | 50 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 1.20% |
| I am thoroughly enjoying the new Saudi followers I seem to be getting. If anyone has connections to petting a cheetah let me knowfrozen | 20d ago | 4.7K | 12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.32% |
| Why is it only black guys on these. Do they piss themselves more?frozen | 22d ago | 4.7K | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.11% |
| Trying to move a 401k out of ADP is virtually impossible. I hate you @ADPfrozen | 17d ago | 4.6K | 45 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 1.20% |
| This is how bad you have to want it to escape the permanent underclassfrozen | 23d ago | 4.1K | 24 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0.70% |
| I hate how much more I could bench at 210 vs 195frozen | 21d ago | 3.8K | 17 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0.52% |
| Saturdays are for competing in the Copilot Excel Challenge with the boys @msexcel #MicrosoftPartnerfrozen | 5d ago | 3.8K | 24 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0.80% |
| Could this explain why people are fatter? Even unhealthy food is surprisingly more unhealthy than you could imagine | 2d ago | 3.6K | 41 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 1.33% |
| Only logical response for the French government at this point if they have the ballsfrozen | 4d ago | 3.5K | 66 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1.93% |
| Always strange to me when 50 year old men have the secretive phone screen cover thing where you can only see the screen from direct viewfrozen | 20d ago | 3.2K | 13 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0.59% |
| This is actually gonna help me so much when I'm working from my parents house on my laptop for Christmasfrozen | 21d ago | 2.6K | 13 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.57% |
| I should enroll my parents in thisfrozen | 24d ago | 2.6K | 13 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.54% |
| Good day https://t.co/ZdzeNs9uBX | 17h ago | 2.5K | 44 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1.95% |
| Bloomberg TV at the airport. Is the country healing? https://t.co/QdWQPhvACw | 2d ago | 2.4K | 111 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4.98% |
| https://t.co/zTklYoBa3gfrozen | 26d ago | 2.3K | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.88% |
| sodom and gomorrah were sinless compared to thisfrozen | 1mo ago | 2.2K | 31 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1.59% |
| These are just the supplies they need for their research paper on why Messi is better than Ronaldo! | 3d ago | 2.2K | 50 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2.45% |
| Europeans spend their whole summer taking holidays meanwhile Micro1 doubled their ARR to over $1B. American exceptionalism at its finest https://t.co/EcRTpDqxRyfrozen | 10d ago | 2.0K | 34 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1.93% |
| If I’m not benching 315 again by EOY I’m taking gearfrozen | 21d ago | 2.0K | 18 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.96% |
| The Central Park / UWS barn owl story is the best thing I’ve seen all weekfrozen | 13d ago | 1.9K | 26 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1.68% |
| YOU CANNOT MAKE ME EAT THE BUGS OR LIVE IN THE POD OR DRIVE THE CHINESE GOYCAR https://t.co/gHPqhgtF4Jfrozen | 28d ago | 1.6K | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.92% |
| Cal defense bad. Cal offense good? I refuse to hedge happiness, give me the sturdy golden bears 28-24 https://t.co/fwMBuuHUubfrozen | 27d ago | 1.6K | 9 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0.76% |
| Elite pull from my gf https://t.co/Jly7v7pWOGfrozen | 20d ago | 1.6K | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.45% |
| I might be playing offensive tackle for the Jets tomorrow https://t.co/PFGKHo4PwZfrozen | 5d ago | 1.6K | 50 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3.39% |
| At what point of these endless riots in Europe does the Vatican start hosting spec ops / training their own DEVGRU teamsfrozen | 4d ago | 1.5K | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.65% |
| Enjoying some beers after uniting the Middle East for the first time in human history https://t.co/RhZXjOU2Zhfrozen | 20d ago | 1.5K | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.39% |
| Tweeting from the ICfrozen | 1mo ago | 1.5K | 16 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1.26% |
| The French riots would be justified if they were against the AP pollfrozen | 4d ago | 1.5K | 23 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.64% |
| If my analyst sends me some dog shit work while I’m at happy hour I swearfrozen | 14d ago | 1.4K | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.71% |
| Every dude with a fake Rolex in Miami rn https://t.co/r5ws1LQktffrozen | 24d ago | 1.4K | 8 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 1.01% |
| If I have to see another Liberty Biberty commercial this week I will be showing up at their HQ with a lawsuit for emotional distressfrozen | 23d ago | 1.4K | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.66% |
| I guess this is the does nothing ever happen or does something happen market now. I’m a big nothing ever happens guy but this might be somethingfrozen | 23d ago | 1.3K | 9 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0.90% |
| Being a successful college football coach is not that hard unless you’re retardedfrozen | 4d ago | 1.3K | 16 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1.40% |
| Yall claim to be catholic but does your Roomate show up to your house with a priest at 3pm on a Wednesday?frozen | 22d ago | 1.2K | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.41% |
| If you have the ray ban meta glasses I immediately assume you’re a weirdofrozen | 25d ago | 1.2K | 16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.42% |
| Costco should buy a bunch of turkeys and rotisserie them for thanksgivingfrozen | 28d ago | 1.2K | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.76% |
| WHY WAIT 15 SECONDS TO TAKE A TIMEOUT YOU MORONSfrozen | 27d ago | 1.2K | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.34% |
| Going back to your small hometown is always humor. U just realize in vast swaths of the country nothing is happening and it’s beautifulfrozen | 28d ago | 1.1K | 25 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2.39% |
| REMINDER https://t.co/0AWbLRfdnyfrozen | 4d ago | 1.0K | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1.53% |
| Putting me on a podcast is a terrible idea https://t.co/tqBPTgMI1hfrozen | 14d ago | 1.0K | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.57% |
| If you leave your clothes at the dry cleaners for too long do they get extra clean?frozen | 13d ago | 996 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.50% |
| 3 Things my priest mentioned during mass today with no context: - beekeepers - Hiroshima and Nagasaki - The movie rockyfrozen | 4d ago | 986 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.81% |
| Cool movie but Nathan Fielder is not a journalist or documentary guy and should stick to comedy bits | 2d ago | 930 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.22% |
| Elite beer pull today https://t.co/JVQuYJD7Epfrozen | 25d ago | 910 | 17 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.98% |
| Friday plan: - thx good to send (done) - feed gfs cat - beerfrozen | 13d ago | 909 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.88% |
| Texas and USC are the most similar college football teams of the last 25 years. Always top recruiting classes, always top 10 preseason, always overhyped, consistently midfrozen | 5d ago | 902 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.55% |
| Top 3 snack of all time https://t.co/BOvlJvigtbfrozen | 22d ago | 902 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.44% |
| Communion cracker on steroids https://t.co/JxlELbuQjhfrozen | 18d ago | 867 | 12 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1.61% |
| I wish I could parlay 3 INTs, 3 fumbles, 1 blocked kick, 15 penalties and some PAC 12 after dark voodoo magic for the Cal Clemson game tonightfrozen | 27d ago | 826 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.73% |
| Cal UNLV looks like the cheez-it bowl rnfrozen | 19d ago | 788 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| Oh no I have a work happy hour I HAVE to go tofrozen | 14d ago | 777 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.77% |
| Idc what is going on. Win the damn game @CalFootballfrozen | 5d ago | 763 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.18% |
| Bro whatfrozen | 23d ago | 745 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.13% |
| Me and the boys in the same bar were in every Friday https://t.co/NEtY4clRaAfrozen | 13d ago | 654 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.22% |
| Cal should have tried to hire Lane Kiffinfrozen | 27d ago | 638 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.31% |
| https://t.co/0egTDyLuUe game review has gotten considerably worse since the last update. Basically useless in telling me how I could have done betterfrozen | 28d ago | 632 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.32% |
| How will the rest of the week gofrozen | 14d ago | 617 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| Play 2 I’m asking to throw the ballfrozen | 27d ago | 608 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.33% |
| Playing here comes the boom biggest football hits at the pregame | 6d ago | 606 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| Long live the oligarchsfrozen | 15d ago | 602 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.33% |
| https://t.co/dR7Hfpt0onfrozen | 5d ago | 596 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.67% |
| The history of concrete was quite an entertaining film. If you enjoy Nathan fielder style you should go see it | 20d ago | 506 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| Disgustingly close to perfect today @frankmikesmith GeoSports · Oct 20th 993 / 1,000 🏆🟢🟢🟢🏆 https://t.co/7CKBGrIX8s https://t.co/RzYtBRCfBu | 2d ago | 439 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.23% |