
Former Head of Macro @ The Emerging E-girl Fund. Allegedly employed
Each blue dot is one organic post. The Performance Score ranks by the median (2.3K), not the mean (25K) — so a single viral post doesn't inflate a creator's reach. The p25 floor (1.3K) is the level 75% of posts clear.
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| Hungover and horny has taken me places on a Sunday night I would'nt go with a gun https://t.co/VXfUKPwhfofrozen | 10d ago | 2.3M | 4.9K | 70 | 134 | 135 | 321 | 0.25% |
| Found out the max alcohol they will serve you in first class is 18 drinks on a 12 hour flightfrozen | 4d ago | 514K | 13K | 95 | 83 | 16 | 213 | 2.67% |
| Girl I went on a date with last night posted a story of another dudes watch https://t.co/MuWFoqyz5T |
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| Please be a 5'2" recently graduated SEC blonde nurse with SSRI 🙏 https://t.co/2scrzUxEMifrozen | 14d ago | 238K | 7.8K | 47 | 50 | 3 | 200 | 3.41% |
| "Let me talk to my team" The team: - Claude - A Double Espresso - My coworker who's name I don't knowfrozen | 15d ago | 105K | 4.9K | 239 | 15 | 9 | 169 | 5.11% |
| Just won a Rolex in an underground Triad run poker game in Macau do I need to tell the IRS about this? https://t.co/XEr7ohlkBv | 3d ago | 93K | 1.3K | 10 | 49 | 3 | 48 | 1.54% |
| Table at surf need more dudes https://t.co/4IfC2mcxeXfrozen | 25d ago | 76K | 179 | 2 | 6 | 2 | 8 | 0.26% |
| Steak, Mac & cheese with an old fashy And ❄️ on the way https://t.co/2mAkoy64J1frozen | 28d ago | 47K | 627 | 5 | 21 | 1 | 30 | 1.47% |
| Sam Altman in 4 years, Photonics is a 2030 story. You don’t raise $88M to solve a bottleneck that doesn’t exist https://t.co/EYmUC7kigIfrozen | 6d ago | 36K | 69 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 30 | 0.29% |
| Just ordered my coffee as "Donald Trump" so the barista spits in itfrozen | 21d ago | 35K | 680 | 25 | 18 | 7 | 25 | 2.19% |
| The only point of making money in NYC is so you can do stuff like this https://t.co/1JP3Qr9AJ1frozen | 25d ago | 27K | 490 | 2 | 18 | 0 | 68 | 2.17% |
| Just getting started standing in lines, does anyone know any good lines to stand in for someone just getting into standing in lines https://t.co/6vydYvQNfxfrozen | 29d ago | 23K | 407 | 8 | 33 | 1 | 15 | 2.02% |
| Age Gap Autumn https://t.co/Vco3mm6vzDfrozen | 6d ago | 20K | 364 | 2 | 12 | 2 | 9 | 1.91% |
| Imagine you pay 80k tuition at Yale just to listen to me speak https://t.co/uGc19oeYvHfrozen | 7d ago | 20K | 406 | 5 | 34 | 1 | 23 | 2.32% |
| Spent two months righting a letter just to throw it away, this must be how all great authors feelfrozen | 26d ago | 20K | 49 | 1 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 0.36% |
| NOBU Malibu 7pm chef table. Low cut tight dress plz. Porsche picking you up https://t.co/PnXzSKM1Tdfrozen | 19d ago | 19K | 285 | 4 | 14 | 0 | 28 | 1.73% |
| Piper Sandler? The elite boutique investment bank? https://t.co/GxFL8nH9EKfrozen | 8d ago | 17K | 445 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 17 | 2.83% |
| My coworkers been talking to Griffen thinking it's a real person for the last 10 minutes https://t.co/5iK7O9Mq8Ffrozen | 6d ago | 14K | 48 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 0.43% |
| Life’s about getting top and drinking pina coladas https://t.co/OD8LjDzKGwfrozen | 19d ago | 13K | 222 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 13 | 1.88% |
| Never seen my haters here. Very low budget enemies https://t.co/MspZVndBjFfrozen | 24d ago | 12K | 208 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 14 | 1.95% |
| I'm going to turn this dog into soup https://t.co/aIQVcCdQrAfrozen | 16d ago | 12K | 76 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 0.71% |
| I bet I could punt this thing so far https://t.co/ZdzsluAnsffrozen | 17d ago | 11K | 45 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0.46% |
| Some of you better get back to flipping burgers and bartending https://t.co/XbzScbzub8frozen | 29d ago | 9.7K | 82 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0.90% |
| Steak, Mac & cheese with an old fashy And ❄️ on the way https://t.co/a6SmrrQMglfrozen | 14d ago | 8.5K | 119 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 1.52% |
| I love when my defense companies host influencer events like they are selling a consumer product 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 https://t.co/7KA37a9orIfrozen | 13d ago | 8.2K | 118 | 6 | 19 | 1 | 8 | 1.86% |
| My swordfish too sharp My Egirl too niche My martini too dirty https://t.co/WJzWGx0qPafrozen | 16d ago | 7.4K | 163 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 11 | 2.49% |
| No one here knows about the Cornell 7 or Lindsay Clancy https://t.co/uTlDJ60VUEfrozen | 5d ago | 7.2K | 111 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1.64% |
| That's barely enough to survive in NYC | 1d ago | 6.8K | 150 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 2.38% |
| No better feeling than when your hot cousin replies to your storyfrozen | 18d ago | 6.8K | 38 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 1 | 0.74% |
| Just told her I have an X debit card https://t.co/yKoBi0HniBfrozen | 12d ago | 6.7K | 239 | 5 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 3.84% |
| She's yelling at me but I can't stop staring https://t.co/vHT1B0ZNSsfrozen | 12d ago | 6.5K | 155 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 16 | 2.73% |
| My girlfriend telling me she doesnt care where we eat tonight https://t.co/ihBMty1klxfrozen | 29d ago | 6.4K | 75 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 1.26% |
| Founders after spending all their VC money and somehow making it work https://t.co/dL8Qj6IdYyfrozen | 15d ago | 6.1K | 41 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0.80% |
| Girl too hot Duce too sweet Model too cracked https://t.co/ZDoemoUFTafrozen | 27d ago | 6.1K | 118 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 2.16% |
| This and a wife 14 years younger than me https://t.co/3vVyUY4kFkfrozen | 21d ago | 5.8K | 105 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 4 | 2.06% |
| Accidently paid for two dates to a destination wedding, how do I make this work ?frozen | 13d ago | 5.6K | 42 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0.90% |
| HR is doing this to me today https://t.co/vQWRt1apg7frozen | 12d ago | 5.2K | 25 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0.57% |
| I would never meet a girl from Twitter dot comfrozen | 15d ago | 4.8K | 34 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0.82% |
| The sky in NYC rn has that South American movie filter onfrozen | 12d ago | 4.5K | 113 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 2.76% |
| Just to be safe: https://t.co/VCOrt9thrXfrozen | 10d ago | 4.4K | 36 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1.03% |
| She Hawk Tua on me at Casa Tua https://t.co/5BMIXBU5dLfrozen | 7d ago | 4.3K | 78 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 2.01% |
| Not a better feeling like getting an espresso martini and shot of tequila from a cute flight attendant at 9 AM. Let’s have a day.frozen | 25d ago | 4.3K | 79 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2.00% |
| They might as well invite Bonnie Blue to the Treasury at this pointfrozen | 19d ago | 4.1K | 59 | 3 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 1.74% |
| Me pulling up to Casa Cip after not buying eggs because they were too expensive this week https://t.co/FaV11EQ6F5frozen | 14d ago | 4.0K | 94 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2.40% |
| Forgot my coworkers name so I just hit him with https://t.co/41yFvgE5Qqfrozen | 8d ago | 4.0K | 110 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2.87% |
| Claude code this Claude code that How about u Claude code to get urself some bitches https://t.co/HOVGiLupl5frozen | 7d ago | 4.0K | 103 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 3 | 2.88% |
| Have to go ask my boss for more Tokens for the 4th time today https://t.co/XqUWmRRGzefrozen | 8d ago | 4.0K | 22 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0.73% |
| "There's our little high frequency trader! Why don't you come down and tell the family about your BTC trades?" https://t.co/NMeja81eqWfrozen | 9d ago | 3.9K | 15 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0.51% |
| Average Tik Tok experience https://t.co/9mMCMn2VPffrozen | 13d ago | 3.8K | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.71% |
| Forward-deployed engineers getting ready for their 9-5 https://t.co/FdZCTAz7umfrozen | 9d ago | 3.8K | 21 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0.79% |
| Me watching my coworker still use Salesforce in the year 1 Afterkirk https://t.co/lz9Q23viLIfrozen | 28d ago | 3.7K | 21 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0.70% |
| Over/under 24 hours I end up in a Chinese gulag? https://t.co/nY7mkGl61efrozen | 4d ago | 3.7K | 100 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 3.03% |
| Lucas, remind me to defrost the chicken before my mom comes home. Make no mistakesfrozen | 7d ago | 3.7K | 18 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.57% |
| Top Socialite Events Left in 2026 Bill's Broadway Debut US Open Melbourne Cup Art Baselfrozen | 28d ago | 3.6K | 16 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0.64% |
| Using a Claude extension to text every girl in my phone with “Hinge” in their contact name today https://t.co/MJKfKSJ9N9frozen | 11d ago | 3.5K | 55 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 1.77% |
| Busy day in the lab https://t.co/CfZwvEFLqcfrozen | 23d ago | 3.5K | 74 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 2.32% |
| https://t.co/SsrhzYQlk4frozen | 14d ago | 3.4K | 29 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1.00% |
| Watching people put close to 4 hours a day into an audio app while I put 4 hours a day into refreshing this website https://t.co/lYpLeYnT9Qfrozen | 19d ago | 3.4K | 15 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0.65% |
| In China it's not Chinese food, it's just food https://t.co/PDZ7tGSqrb | 1d ago | 3.3K | 125 | 3 | 9 | 0 | 3 | 4.19% |
| "Never" - Bryan Johnson https://t.co/Psf3lb2NcBfrozen | 24d ago | 3.2K | 19 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0.71% |
| Teaching my Agent about the masculine urge to die in a final stand like Noble Six https://t.co/23WgUfUEzVfrozen | 14d ago | 3.2K | 21 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 1.00% |
| WebMD right now https://t.co/b5h4Q5hbFm | 3d ago | 3.0K | 35 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 1.54% |
| Waking up hungover next to your gf when you're supposed to meet her parents for the first time https://t.co/GopdkEILE8frozen | 17d ago | 3.0K | 86 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 3.09% |
| Calling my grandma Foid at dinner tonightfrozen | 10d ago | 3.0K | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.97% |
| This and a “sounds good will do” https://t.co/qxUwfXoL1cfrozen | 19d ago | 2.9K | 88 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 3.51% |
| Heard this the best bar for non existent happy hour and to say "dam she bad" https://t.co/l2sQbNuq8b | 5d ago | 2.8K | 55 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2.08% |
| POV: you're the American consumer https://t.co/9U5holQEP1frozen | 26d ago | 2.8K | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.58% |
| He's about to get dipped into sauce https://t.co/dRvknu3HnLfrozen | 16d ago | 2.8K | 44 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 1.87% |
| I don't know how Hunter Biden does it https://t.co/IiIUTbGMSSfrozen | 18d ago | 2.7K | 40 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1.62% |
| Closest I'll ever feel to being a hot women https://t.co/gXfq7kyr5bfrozen | 6d ago | 2.6K | 39 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1.63% |
| Gf didn't post me for national boyfriends day what that meanfrozen | 3d ago | 2.6K | 32 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 1.49% |
| Announcing my rap debut and I'm about to drop the hardest video of all time. Anyone in LA want a line? Malibu Beach House 3 pm tomorrow. https://t.co/pFTMAWaveBfrozen | 22d ago | 2.6K | 21 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 1.08% |
| Seeing your buddy at lunch beers since you both have @heyreach_io automating your LinkedIn outbound https://t.co/LdMxZLlhFYfrozen | 1mo ago | 2.5K | 15 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0.86% |
| If you order a complicated drink at a crowded bar, they should take you out back and blow your shit smoove offfrozen | 18d ago | 2.5K | 51 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2.16% |
| Quit your job let's go grab a drinkfrozen | 19d ago | 2.5K | 56 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2.55% |
| https://t.co/yzg6NkQ1v2frozen | 23d ago | 2.5K | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0.86% |
| Watching AI replace the labor market while already being unemployed https://t.co/bjVKRdB3S0frozen | 21d ago | 2.4K | 23 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1.20% |
| Calling Chinese foids "Choids"frozen | 3d ago | 2.4K | 49 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 2.38% |
| life when you're deep-capital backed by Palantir https://t.co/ISrF4oUePA | 15h ago | 2.3K | 79 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 3.77% |
| My Chinese waiter be like “why didn’t you finish pig feet snail congealed blood clot hot pot bird nest soup" sir | 12h ago | 2.3K | 47 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 2.37% |
| One model controlling robots, humanoids, cars, and piloting drones that will solo squad wipe you in the Warzone. The future is now https://t.co/vBX6fASyd9frozen | 22d ago | 2.3K | 12 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0.79% |
| This is my quantfrozen | 27d ago | 2.2K | 12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0.85% |
| Life when Hebbia works hard for you so you don't have to https://t.co/LAAHGWd2Nwfrozen | 6d ago | 2.1K | 24 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1.27% |
| A Diet Coke please, "we only have Pepsi" Okay: A dozen oysters and a bottle of your finest sauv blanc pls https://t.co/E9TQwCEmsG | 3d ago | 2.1K | 74 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 3.92% |
| Things Present In Every Launch Video Since January A Founder At A Desk "We're Excited To Announce" A Slow Zoom Motion Graphics Exposed Brick https://t.co/LPyNcigX6Rfrozen | 27d ago | 2.1K | 13 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0.96% |
| "AI could never do my job" https://t.co/NHgKPAEm03frozen | 6d ago | 2.1K | 19 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 1.30% |
| This is my quant https://t.co/GO5cGKV3xxfrozen | 15d ago | 2.1K | 57 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2.99% |
| I'd rather play Russian roulette than open twitter on my work monitorfrozen | 14d ago | 2.1K | 29 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1.55% |
| Me when I draw a smiley face on my extra guac burrito at chipotle https://t.co/LZbX0JaPjufrozen | 6d ago | 2.1K | 20 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1.16% |
| Waking around on a Sunday is all fun and games till she says "we should go shopping"frozen | 17d ago | 2.0K | 28 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1.46% |
| Had a salad today https://t.co/bpxHY2afMEfrozen | 22d ago | 2.0K | 49 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 2.69% |
| When my boys ask how last nights date went https://t.co/NZ8w66TgrNfrozen | 13d ago | 2.0K | 26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1.34% |
| Catching up on emails after a long weekend https://t.co/1AOiUPyG01frozen | 1mo ago | 2.0K | 50 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2.56% |
| Kevin Warsh right now https://t.co/C5yPRNMJNqfrozen | 23d ago | 1.8K | 21 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1.46% |
| Finally, a witness protection program for my unhinged 3 am search history https://t.co/pQvZXjNOHbfrozen | 20d ago | 1.7K | 12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1.12% |
| Macau? You mean the Chinese Vegas https://t.co/QxaY8ThISy | 1d ago | 1.7K | 63 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 4.48% |
| Me after a long day of tweeting https://t.co/T5oD7GEt3tfrozen | 29d ago | 1.6K | 23 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.46% |
| I am one more Tuesday night bender away from finding my wifefrozen | 29d ago | 1.6K | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.82% |
| The cashier at Sweetgreen just asked me about the 5y https://t.co/bDYg18HA7gfrozen | 14d ago | 1.6K | 45 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2.95% |
| Seeing the girl you love tweet but you're blocked https://t.co/BPLTL9HfVVfrozen | 25d ago | 1.6K | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2.25% |
| I'm so cooked I handed my ID to a manaquinfrozen | 22d ago | 1.5K | 16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.14% |
| "We should go to the bachelors party in Topanga tonight cause it's just hot girls and gay dudes" https://t.co/HqSU9PRR95frozen | 18d ago | 1.5K | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.15% |
| Using your laptop at the pool is so preformative. Call your secretary as Alfred Chandler intendedfrozen | 19d ago | 1.5K | 19 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1.49% |
| Paparazzi just took a photo thinking I was Hunter Biden outside Chateau Marmontfrozen | 22d ago | 1.4K | 15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1.30% |
| My parents gave me the wrong tism I wanted nepo but got au 🥀 | 9h ago | 1.3K | 55 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 4.72% |
| Haven't seen a braless Asian chick China really is a prison | 2d ago | 1.3K | 15 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1.49% |
| 1 Afterkirk threesome https://t.co/sGHAEI1zES | 28d ago | 1.3K | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.19% |
| I can't believe there are no Wasians in Asia, just Asians | 3d ago | 1.2K | 15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.31% |
| Let's build an AI agent that can actually work with the software we already use https://t.co/N305Ot7Z6N | 1d ago | 1.2K | 15 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1.63% |
| Getting nailed by a jackhammer as concrete must feel so good | 1d ago | 1.1K | 17 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1.66% |
| I hit my vape in China and got sentenced to 20 years of hard labor in the Gulag | 13h ago | 1.1K | 25 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2.43% |
| POV: The last thing a Lockheed Martin Engineer sees before spilling F-35 secrets https://t.co/ZDNcFGiEbQ | 6h ago | 856 | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2.45% |
| She slop on my Ai till I generate | 2d ago | 818 | 16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2.08% |
| LA is such a sinful city | 19d ago | 681 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.59% |
| It's crazy you can make XXX trailing the best account here and never have to work | 7h ago | 626 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1.60% |
| Life when you finally mute LinkedIn notifications https://t.co/iWHIHmSKIn | 21d ago | 432 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2.55% |
| I have a shot with your name at it at Jordan's @drjohnny__ | 25d ago | 347 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| I bet I could punt this thing so far https://t.co/BUe7UkI2qO | 18d ago | 132 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8.33% |
| GTA VI has sick skins https://t.co/qBf4Aropsg | 25d ago | 120 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.67% |