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bacardicapital

Mikael 👻

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@bacardicapital

Former Head of Macro @ The Emerging E-girl Fund. Allegedly employed

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37,404 followers · 1,112 following · Last polled 3h ago
Perf. Score
51
Rank #227
Value Score
13.9
#239 of 273 priced
Median views
1.5K
p25 1.2K · trailing 7d
Followers
37K
-0.2% 7d
ER (impr.)
4.28%
eng ÷ impressions
ER (foll.)
1.13%
eng ÷ followers
Est. CPM
$216.22
QT-rate basis
WoW views
-35.4%
▲ rising

Rates & value · est. from 1.5K median organic views

overpriced
Quote tweetbasis
$320
$216.22 / 1K views
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Value Score 13.9 · rank #239 of 273 priced$9411.76 / 1K engagementsrate age unknown (pre-audit import)

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Each blue dot is one organic post. The Performance Score ranks by the median (1.5K), not the mean (9.9K) — so a single viral post doesn't inflate a creator's reach. The p25 floor (1.2K) is the level 75% of posts clear.

Recent posts · ranked by views

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Hungover and horny has taken me places on a Sunday night I would'nt go with a gun https://t.co/VXfUKPwhfofrozen25d ago2.3M4.9K701341353210.25%
Found out the max alcohol they will serve you in first class is 18 drinks on a 12 hour flightfrozen19d ago514K13K9583162122.66%
Girl I went on a date with last night posted a story of another dudes watch https://t.co/MuWFoqyz5T
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Please be a 5'2" recently graduated SEC blonde nurse with SSRI 🙏 https://t.co/2scrzUxEMifrozen28d ago238K7.8K475032003.41%
The only point in working is to buy material items for hot women1d ago197K10K67856696765.83%
Please be a 5'4" blonde with a belly ring who went to the SEC https://t.co/oUegXJ3Lblfrozen7d ago120K129212230.12%
They call me 007 at afters 0 women spoken to 0 names remembered 7 allegations of scaring the hoesfrozen11d ago100K2.9K1331061293.13%
Just won a Rolex in an underground Triad run poker game in Macau do I need to tell the IRS about this? https://t.co/XEr7ohlkBvfrozen17d ago94K1.3K10493501.53%
Yes, I bought first class tickets because I work a front office banking role and am rich. Any other stupid questions? https://t.co/Yra28wzwgffrozen14d ago86K61261086380.89%
A retard in motion is always better than a genius at restfrozen12d ago56K1.3K106157942.76%
How my au pair looks at me when I tell her my wife is coming home soon and she needs to put clothes onfrozen6d ago45K1.3K8001273.18%
How your 18 year old au pair looks at you while your bitch wife is cooking spaghetti for the fourth time this weekfrozen12d ago41K316131260.84%
Living in New York is just going to upward mobility dinners till you die3d ago40K79425124832.32%
Sam Altman in 4 years, Photonics is a 2030 story. You don’t raise $88M to solve a bottleneck that doesn’t exist https://t.co/EYmUC7kigIfrozen21d ago36K69220310.29%
Showing my my au pair how to disable the ring camera https://t.co/Scc0cSAk3C1d ago33K1.4K26311324.75%
Age Gap Autumn https://t.co/Vco3mm6vzDfrozen21d ago20K364212291.91%
Imagine you pay 80k tuition at Yale just to listen to me speak https://t.co/uGc19oeYvHfrozen22d ago20K4065341232.32%
Piper Sandler? The elite boutique investment bank? https://t.co/GxFL8nH9EKfrozen22d ago17K445860172.83%
On my way to ruin a girls life https://t.co/o68LO1qeIafrozen14d ago16K34710220282.62%
Steak, Mac & cheese with an old fashy And ❄️ on the way https://t.co/gps1sQI1Igfrozen13d ago15K222210341.56%
My coworkers been talking to Griffen thinking it's a real person for the last 10 minutes https://t.co/5iK7O9Mq8Ffrozen21d ago14K4824080.43%
Perfect day to find my wife https://t.co/Bjxe30dCbjfrozen5d ago11K162218061.67%
Is $1000 enough to give as a wedding gift?frozen4d ago8.9K5518010.73%
Anyone in Singapore wanna be my plus one to paddock club tomorrow? Requirements: must be hot egirl https://t.co/pqm5BC8yIYfrozen13d ago8.8K94413181.37%
Steak, Mac & cheese with an old fashy And ❄️ on the way https://t.co/a6SmrrQMglfrozen29d ago8.5K11907041.52%
I love when my defense companies host influencer events like they are selling a consumer product 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 https://t.co/7KA37a9orIfrozen28d ago8.2K118619181.86%
That's barely enough to survive in NYCfrozen16d ago8.1K15123172.03%
No one here knows about the Cornell 7 or Lindsay Clancy https://t.co/uTlDJ60VUEfrozen19d ago7.5K11115101.57%
Life when you hit 40k MRR on twitter dot com 🫵🤣 https://t.co/yhDXqsUoqTfrozen11d ago7.2K170210062.60%
Scrolling my dates instagram and trying not to accidentally like a 6 year old pic https://t.co/O1mFyZN2Qbfrozen9d ago7.0K8033261.35%
If I didn't drink, talk to women, or gamble I'd be so richfrozen7d ago6.9K128311282.19%
Just told her I have an X debit card https://t.co/yKoBi0HniBfrozen27d ago6.7K23957163.84%
She's yelling at me but I can't stop staring https://t.co/vHT1B0ZNSsfrozen27d ago6.5K155080162.73%
Founders after spending all their VC money and somehow making it work https://t.co/dL8Qj6IdYyfrozen29d ago6.1K4123030.80%
Bought front center table at the box last night just to answer emails and be like damn she bad https://t.co/TDGDUO76sA8h ago6.1K6308081.30%
You mind if I speak Chinese? https://t.co/6DvIq31ealfrozen11d ago5.9K116016072.35%
Accidently paid for two dates to a destination wedding, how do I make this work ?frozen27d ago5.6K4216010.90%
Odessia found me this sick bar for my NYC visit. Has anyone been here? https://t.co/yPgR7R6yFHfrozen8d ago5.5K8917021.80%
Where I run my business from https://t.co/jyyBUlW8t9frozen6d ago5.4K14246052.90%
HR is doing this to me today https://t.co/vQWRt1apg7frozen27d ago5.2K2521020.57%
"My body is a temple" As she hits the geek bar on her way to 6:30am Pilates from aftersfrozen3d ago5.2K11824022.43%
First dates are so hard I never know if I talked about my ex enoughfrozen8d ago4.9K15945043.48%
If it costs $1M a year to live comfortably in retirement And smoking takes 10 years off your life You save $10M You're welcome https://t.co/5rJcXES910frozen12d ago4.5K14067063.51%
I’m going to win this Excel contest dinner and be so insufferable. @msexcel #MicrosoftPartnerfrozen5d ago4.5K4441061.22%
The sky in NYC rn has that South American movie filter onfrozen27d ago4.5K11325032.76%
Wiz Khalifa or whatever they call it https://t.co/Yv20oYumUvfrozen9d ago4.4K16625134.02%
Just to be safe: https://t.co/VCOrt9thrXfrozen24d ago4.4K3624031.03%
She Hawk Tua on me at Casa Tua https://t.co/5BMIXBU5dLfrozen22d ago4.3K7814042.01%
Me pulling up to Casa Cip after not buying eggs because they were too expensive this week https://t.co/FaV11EQ6F5frozen29d ago4.0K9410022.40%
Over/under 24 hours I end up in a Chinese gulag? https://t.co/nY7mkGl61efrozen18d ago4.0K10229012.82%
Forgot my coworkers name so I just hit him with https://t.co/41yFvgE5Qqfrozen23d ago4.0K11021212.87%
Claude code this Claude code that How about u Claude code to get urself some bitches https://t.co/HOVGiLupl5frozen22d ago4.0K10319032.88%
In China it's not Chinese food, it's just food https://t.co/PDZ7tGSqrbfrozen16d ago4.0K12839043.61%
Have to go ask my boss for more Tokens for the 4th time today https://t.co/XqUWmRRGzefrozen23d ago4.0K2223020.73%
"There's our little high frequency trader! Why don't you come down and tell the family about your BTC trades?" https://t.co/NMeja81eqWfrozen24d ago3.9K1520030.51%
Average Tik Tok experience https://t.co/9mMCMn2VPffrozen28d ago3.8K2700000.71%
Forward-deployed engineers getting ready for their 9-5 https://t.co/FdZCTAz7umfrozen23d ago3.8K2132040.79%
Going out on a Wednesday at 28 https://t.co/VRnHl1LuXf18h ago3.8K17402044.80%
My Chinese waiter be like “why didn’t you finish pig feet snail congealed blood clot hot pot bird nest soup" sirfrozen15d ago3.7K5507011.71%
Lucas, remind me to defrost the chicken before my mom comes home. Make no mistakesfrozen22d ago3.7K1810020.57%
Rage baited Kim K when I got introduced to her by saying I was an influencer too>>>>>>frozen13d ago3.6K6911012.00%
Leave the golden handcuffs of finance. Fill out your exit service, let your Series exam expire. Work at Polymarket, grow their institutional business. Achieve inner zen https://t.co/jD9ZwWXGFY22d ago3.6K1300010.39%
Only in NYC will you get invited to a dinner after sarcastically tweeting about dinners https://t.co/GNeaHuzRPv3d ago3.5K13717064.26%
WebMD right now https://t.co/b5h4Q5hbFmfrozen17d ago3.5K3525061.36%
Using a Claude extension to text every girl in my phone with “Hinge” in their contact name today https://t.co/MJKfKSJ9N9frozen25d ago3.5K5502051.77%
life when you're deep-capital backed by Palantir https://t.co/ISrF4oUePAfrozen15d ago3.4K8615082.90%
https://t.co/SsrhzYQlk4frozen28d ago3.4K2931011.00%
Teaching my Agent about the masculine urge to die in a final stand like Noble Six https://t.co/23WgUfUEzVfrozen28d ago3.2K2133051.00%
Singapore I am inside you https://t.co/Gs5n4eH4USfrozen14d ago3.0K11347024.19%
Calling my grandma Foid at dinner tonightfrozen25d ago3.0K2900000.97%
Guy who vapes 24/7 complaining about the air quality in singapore today https://t.co/cYXLHD8fkZfrozen13d ago3.0K12133064.51%
Gf didn't post me for national boyfriends day what that meanfrozen18d ago2.9K3206011.33%
I told everyone I was gonna bring bagels. I will not be bringing bagelsfrozen5d ago2.9K6128012.49%
Closest I'll ever feel to being a hot women https://t.co/gXfq7kyr5bfrozen20d ago2.9K3804001.46%
Heard this the best bar for non existent happy hour and to say "dam she bad" https://t.co/l2sQbNuq8b20d ago2.8K5502022.08%
Her: " I bet he's cheating" Me: Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing. Larping as Reggie the Sealion https://t.co/ryvVURfR65frozen14d ago2.8K4135031.86%
Calling Chinese foids "Choids"frozen18d ago2.6K4915102.12%
My parents gave me the wrong tism I wanted nepo but got au 🥀frozen15d ago2.6K6604022.76%
Macau? You mean the Chinese Vegas https://t.co/QxaY8ThISyfrozen16d ago2.5K6528023.06%
A Diet Coke please, "we only have Pepsi" Okay: A dozen oysters and a bottle of your finest sauv blanc pls https://t.co/E9TQwCEmsGfrozen17d ago2.5K7423133.33%
Just bought a new Rolex 80% under market Original, in the box from Paris flagship store, no receipt https://t.co/VtgnEvPt7S2d ago2.5K6826003.07%
Not hungover. No unreal emails. Portfolio adjusted. No women yelling at me. Happy Monday https://t.co/XGrZ7Et97rfrozen3d ago2.2K7933043.98%
No one travels more than your unemployed friend2d ago2.2K4307122.44%
Life when Hebbia works hard for you so you don't have to https://t.co/LAAHGWd2Nwfrozen21d ago2.1K2411011.27%
I hit my vape in China and got sentenced to 20 years of hard labor in the Gulagfrozen15d ago2.1K2901001.42%
Swallowed a tooth pic last night. What do I do?frozen4d ago2.1K1604000.95%
"AI could never do my job" https://t.co/NHgKPAEm03frozen21d ago2.1K1922041.30%
This is my quant https://t.co/GO5cGKV3xxfrozen1mo ago2.1K5702122.99%
I'd rather play Russian roulette than open twitter on my work monitorfrozen29d ago2.1K2903001.55%
Me when I draw a smiley face on my extra guac burrito at chipotle https://t.co/LZbX0JaPjufrozen21d ago2.1K2012011.16%
When my boys ask how last nights date went https://t.co/NZ8w66TgrNfrozen27d ago2.0K2600011.34%
Me: find invoices over $25K ERP: skips the one at exactly $25K Finally, software that reads the assignment https://t.co/rZRKpVYf8Rfrozen7d ago2.0K1734031.37%
Average Bloomberg IR girlfrozen8d ago1.9K3822022.26%
https://t.co/K1P1p0DD7vfrozen13d ago1.9K2521041.65%
Surf Lodge is so nice this time of year https://t.co/EEPse8vrkdfrozen14d ago1.9K5211002.79%
Her: come over Me: I can't Her: I'm home alone Me:frozen6d ago1.8K3931002.34%
Getting nailed by a jackhammer as concrete must feel so goodfrozen16d ago1.8K1801011.13%
Ran out of small talk so I asked the girls which G7 country goes bankrupt first and now my texts are green 🥀frozen7d ago1.7K5141003.23%
Let's build an AI agent that can actually work with the software we already use https://t.co/N305Ot7Z6Nfrozen16d ago1.7K1411021.05%
Me after saving 10% on anything https://t.co/xzmIJJCmBffrozen9d ago1.6K2322001.64%
Me listening to a Margin call ASMR in my ex gfs voice https://t.co/nGlOycdWITfrozen9d ago1.6K3124032.47%
Just woke up from a nightmare that Spring Lounge closed2d ago1.6K3102012.12%
The cashier at Sweetgreen just asked me about the 5y https://t.co/bDYg18HA7gfrozen29d ago1.6K4501002.95%
For Halloween this year I'm going to dress up as a profitable trader https://t.co/orLJwn3QCG1d ago1.5K3815123.10%
I can't believe there are no Wasians in Asia, just Asiansfrozen18d ago1.5K1501001.06%
What do you mean I can’t just say “I know a guy in the space” anymore https://t.co/TtZZ9gFkoE2d ago1.5K2224022.03%
My brain before Sabi https://t.co/lKUGq9zAO8frozen13d ago1.5K1522031.49%
https://t.co/KSiP5RdYjZ2d ago1.4K4332033.59%
Imagine texting every bar where you could've forgotten your card last night and getting a reply in seconds. Blacking out has never been more responsiblefrozen7d ago1.4K1320021.20%
Synthesia's impossible interview keeps getting harder and the top score goes to whoever holds it together longest. that's not going to be me, I'm mid-pack at bestfrozen6d ago1.4K811030.92%
Boomers be like: "Is this AI" https://t.co/bM07hTa70Mfrozen6d ago1.4K2041042.09%
>Robotic abundance: bullish >Europe relying on American brains and Chinese bodies to get there: bearish >If the gains flow abroad, Europe risks getting the disruption without enough of the upside https://t.co/qOs01gFFgi1d ago1.4K1422041.62%
https://t.co/89kckexo132d ago1.3K1242031.56%
Girls, if he doesn't know this he probably works back office https://t.co/bHWezgEilDfrozen3d ago1.3K2301111.96%
Blue Haven South daughter or Rocco's sonfrozen3d ago1.3K1410121.37%
The cashier at Trader Joe's just asked me if I wanted to round up to support the OpenAI IPO2d ago1.3K1811001.56%
Haven't seen a braless Asian chick China really is a prison17d ago1.3K1513001.49%
*taps sign* https://t.co/Ags4tnZsMi3d ago1.3K2921022.67%
Nobody feels bad for Bernard Arnault and his shareholders2d ago1.2K1921122.02%
Marketing girlies with fake jobs rn https://t.co/sd83oKvNSP6h ago1.2K1902001.72%
This is who you're trading against https://t.co/2KbMvl3iF5frozen7d ago1.2K1731021.89%
The new Tesla Roadster is going to take all the skill out of drunk driving. I’m pissed.frozen6d ago1.2K2322002.25%
My voxel butler when I fly a girl from Twitter dot com to our villa https://t.co/wIBtoKUrqo2d ago1.2K1930022.03%
Stingray, buy the dip, outperform Renaissance, make me a trillion dollars in profit. Make no mistakes. https://t.co/sZ9VyTUQZlfrozen6d ago1.2K1321021.53%
I love when a girl walks me to work like I'm getting dropped off by my mom at school7h ago1.1K3012002.93%
https://t.co/twafTHa2Rj1d ago1.1K1631032.09%
Everyone's in Singapore right now cause we're choosing the new Pope https://t.co/LeJqZShkBF14d ago1.0K2110032.39%
>spend weeks making a launch video >post it once and pray >never line up creators to quote post >ignore the founder’s network >let the launch die after 2 hours blame the algorithm >watch worse products get 10x the traction >assume they had a bigger budget they didn’t > they just read this article > the difference: 30 minutes of setup Great article and great team to work withfrozen3d ago9881421042.13%
POV: The last thing a Lockheed Martin Engineer sees before spilling F-35 secrets https://t.co/ZDNcFGiEbQ15d ago8562100002.45%
Checking the weather app is out. Play chess at the pregame. https://t.co/9YZMJARItk6d ago8482403013.30%
She slop on my Ai till I generate17d ago8181601002.08%
It's crazy you can make XXX trailing the best account here and never have to work15d ago626801011.60%
Good morning @worshipme77777h ago568722001.94%
Thought I saw someone fent bent but it was just a girl doing a Tik Tok dance8d ago283200000.71%